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Heroes In Training!
Life By The Sea: Gay ptide
Catsuki Barkugo: Every. Year.
Soundcloud Mom: Oh my god Finally you guys get to see how OBNOXIOUS Sero is at this time of year
Uwuraka: Kyo? Are you being Homophobic?? During PRIDE month???
Soundcloud Mom: By the end of the month you’ll See how annoying Sero gets
Life By The Sea: Honestly, you may not need to wait that long
Soundcloud Mom: Why?
Life By The Sea: :p
Uwuraka: Hanta? What did you do?
Life By The Sea: Gave Ejiro a sexuality crisis
Uwuraka: YOU WHAT?!
Ikea Mom: PARDON??
Soundcloud Mom: HANTA! WE AGREED THAT KIRI IS OFF LIMITS!!
Froge :> : What.
Catsuki Barkugo: YOU FUCKING WHAT??
Icyhot: Bro
Portable Charger: Eijiro Kirishima?? The gayest guy in our class? You gave Him a sexuality crisis???
Life By The Sea: Yea :p
Life By The Sea: Whoops
Alien Queen: What did you even Do
Life By The Sea: Look it’s not that big a deal, we were just cuddling last night and the conversation went that way, I didn’t even start it to be fair
Uwuraka: What could you have Possibly been talking about
Life By The Sea: Well I was talking to Eiji and he said he always knew he was gay because he never had a crush on any girl before.
The Moisture Master: Well yeah, makes sense
Life By The Sea: Then he was telling me about how he had a crush on Bakugo only after getting to know him, same with yours truly, and he said he thinks he’s Demiromantic! Which I was of course really happy for him, as all good partners would be
Villain Simpathiser: Okay,,,
Ikea Mom: I'm not sure where the sexuality crisis part is, it seems like he’s very comfortable and familiar with that part of himself!
Life By The Sea: Well Yeah, but then I kinda…
Froge :> : What?
Life By The Sea: …
Catsuki Barkugo: Goddamnit Parker, what the fuck did you say to him?
Life By The Sea: Look, I simply posited the idea to him that was he totally positive on the fact he’s gay or has he just never had any close relationships with girls before!
Portable Charger: … Bro
Life By The Sea: It’s then at this point that Eiji has his ‘Oh No’ moment which leads me to feeling a Little bad for breaking his brain, but hey, that’s not the first time I’ve blown his brains out, am I right fellas?
Catsuki Barkugo: I am not fucking high fiving you right now Parker put your fucking hand down
Life By The Sea: It’s not like you’ve never high-fived me after I’ve done that kinda stuff
Catsuki Barkugo: You’re gonna make a germaphobe if you keep this shit up
Uwuraka: Yeah can you please keep explaining how you straight washed Kirishima?
Life By The Sea: Look it was gonna have to be questioned Eventually, y’know with him dating me and all
Villain Simpathiser: Hey yo, yeah, what does that mean
Portable Charger: Wow, you stole the words from out of my mouth <3
Villain Simpathiser: Oh wow we should Kiss <3
Portable Charger: I-
Villain Simpathiser: ,,, Training with Shouto this morning was a mistake, I may have taken too much of his energy
Icyhot: Hm, how do I know for sure? What’s your opinion on Katsuki?
Villain Simpathiser: For my own sanity I’m not answering that question
Uwuraka: Guys, please!! Sero, what do you mean??
Life By The Sea: …
Life By The Sea: So I Was high
Portable Charger: Bro. Bro… Hanta… buddy
Portable Charger: Did you get high and imagine you coming out to us again?
The Moisture Master: Again?
Soundcloud Mom: Yeah, it happened before when he thought he came out to us about being pan
Life By The Sea: I really gotta stop getting high by myself and spilling my guts. I should get like a minutes man or something
Life By The Sea: Someone to stay sober and document all the random shit I say while blasted just in case I reveal any life changing shit again
Life By The Sea: Any volunteers?
The Moisture Master: Yeah, sure, whatever, mind coming out to us fr now?
Life By The Sea: Oh yeah!
Life By The Sea: I’m non binary
Portable Charger: Theythemma no!
Jim!: Denki, get off of Twitter!
Portable Charger: Did you even get that at all?
Jim!: No, and frankly, I don’t want to.
Ikea Mom: Well, congratulations Sero!
Ikea Mom: Is that the right thing to say?
Life By The Sea: Denki said Theythemma No. You’re chill
Rocky Road: That’s so cool bro! I still love you! Wait, can I still call you bro??
Life By The Sea: Bro is 100% gender neutral so absolutely you can
Alien Queen: How about girl? Is that still fine?
Life By The Sea: Only from you <3
Soundcloud Mom: Love you Hanta, but you know you Can be Gay and like Nonbinary people. Gay just means ‘Non Women attracted to Non Women’ and Lesbian means ‘Non Men attracted to Non Men’
Life By The Sea: Oh shit really? Well, sexuality crisis for nothin!
Soundcloud Mom: Yeah I mean, look at Momo and I
Ikea Mom: What do you mean Kyoka?
Soundcloud Mom: Oh. So I was high too.
Life By The Sea: Same Hat?
Soundcloud Mom: Same Hat.
The Moisture Master: G u y s
Portable Charger: Kyo!!!
Villain Simpathiser: Are you telling me, in your minds, we’ve been misgendering you this Whole time??
Uwuraka: Why didn’t you ever pull us up!
Soundcloud Mom: Eh, it’s not like you guys actually knew
Life By The Sea: Yeah you’re chill
Rocky Road: But to you guys we Did know!
Soundcloud Mom: Do you like… Want me to get offended?
Alien Queen: Kind of?
Soundcloud Mom: What the fuck guys :/
Life By The Sea: I’m feeling pretty triggered rn
The Moisture Master: Sero you’re on thin fucking ice man, don’t say that
Life By The Sea: Calling me man? After what you just learned? Insensitive
The Moisture Master: Alright. That’s it, I’m killing you
Alien Queen: Congratulations Charlie!
The Moisture Master: Huh?
Alien Queen: You’re the first one on the ‘Hanta Sero Pride Month Murder Board’!
Froge :> : Am I a joke to you
Life By The Sea: But you didn’t say you wanted me dead!
Froge :> : Not out loud. I don’t want to leave behind any evidence kero
Alien Queen: ,,, Congratulations Tsu!!
Froge :> : Better keep your priorities in check
Life By The Sea: You’re so right. It’s time I do something that’s been a long time coming
Uwuraka: ???
(Life By The Sea changed their name to Life Pan The Sea)
Life Pan The Sea: Bet you wish I was Bi, don’t you?
Uwuraka: !!!
Jim!: Now wait just a moment! Sero, we only change our nicknames during national holidays!
Life Pan The Sea: And pride month isn’t a national holiday?
Jim!: …
My little meow meow: Hm, I dunno. I love being gay as much as the rest of you guys, but I don’t know if I want pride themed nicknames for a whole Month
Life Pan The Sea: How about the first day of Pride? I’ll come up with the names, you just gotta provide your labels ;)
Portable Charger: DON’T TAKE THE DEAL! THEY’LL RUIN YOUR LIFE!
My little meow meow: Yeah, alright. Why not
Life Pan The Sea: Well, one person said yes! Let’s get this show on the road!
Alien Queen: I hope you know that Pride Month for Sero is just an Extended feral night, and You just took responsibility for their actions
My little meow meow: Fuck
Villain Simpathiser: How bad could they Really be
My little meow meow: Ace you asshole don’t fucking say that
Life Pan The Sea: That a challenge Ace?
Villain Simpathiser: If you think changing one measly nickname is gonna scare me, you better think again
Life Pan The Sea: Bet
Life Pan The Sea: Hey, Hito, what’s your stats
My little meow meow: My Stats??
My little meow meow: Also why Me
Life Pan The Sea: You were the one to agree with my chaos, really you brought this on yourself <3
My little meow meow: This is what I get for talking I guess
My little meow meow: I’m Biromantic Asexual
Life Pan The Sea: Perfect
Villain Simpathiser: Ah yes, another fellow asexual
Villain Simpathiser: As all purple coded people should be
(Life Pan The Sea changed My little meow meow’s nickname to Ace In The Hole)
Soundcloud Mom: Hate to break it to ya Ace, but I’m not
Villain Simpathiser: How could you
Villain Simpathiser: Also, mid. I’ve heard every asexual joke in the book, nothing you could Possibly do will surprise me
Life Pan The Sea: Oh really?
Ace In The Hole: Why are you doing this
(Life Pan The Sea changed Villain Simpathiser’s nickname to Two Aces)
Two Aces: Wow, a poker reference? I’m So shocked.
Life Pan The Sea: It is SO on
Jim!: Now, I know I am Also asexual and I’m not sure on the rules of the nickname changing for pride specifically, but Sero I did have one for myself
Life Pan The Sea: Yeah alright Jim, just for you, you know I can’t say no to you
Jim!: Thank you!
(Jim! Changed their nickname to Aromantic Asexual Jim)
Two Aces: It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
Aromantic Asexual Jim: Thank you, Ace! That means a lot coming from you!
Life Pan The Sea: First: Great job Jim!
Aromantic Asexual Jim: I tried my best!
Life Pan The Sea: Second: Mark My Words Ace, I will make you hate me.
Two Aces: I have just one word for you Hanta.
Rocky Road: Oh my god!! First name basis! Let’s go!!
Portable Charger: YOOOO
Catsuki Barkugo: FOCUS idiots, they’re in the middle of something!
Two Aces: Bet.
Catsuki Barkugo: Wait, that’s MY word!!
Izukutie Midorable: :000 Kacchan!!
(Life Pan The Sea changed Alien Queen’s nickname to Slaylian Queen)
Slaylian Queen: Wow. This is BEAUTIFUL.
Soundcloud Mom: I’m surprised he didn’t go something pan related for you honestly
Slaylian Queen: You gotta mix it up sometimes Kyo!
Two Aces: Pfft, okay that one’s amazing
Life Pan The Sea: Seriously??
Slaylien Queen: Really?? Even I didn’t think you’d like it!
Two Aces: No I really like it, I like that it’s a pun on Alien Queen and Slay Queen, I think it really fits Mina as a person.
Two Aces: Plus, it’s pure art. Good job Hanta
Life Pans The Sea: Goddamnit, how come I missed the arc where you hated everyone, I’m So annoying!
Two Aces: We’re part of the same squad Hanta, how could I find you annoying?
Portable Charger: Bakusquad acceptance??? WHAT IS HAPPENING
Nagito Monoma: Maybe we Can be surprised with how far Ace will go on Spite and Determination
Two Aces: DeterMINAtion
Nagito Monoma: Never speak again!
Life Pan The Sea: Wait! You can’t annoy people, that’s MY job!!
Two Aces: Stop me.
(Life Pan The Sea changed Catsuki Barkugo’s nickname to Homo-Explosion)
Life Pan The Sea: How you like Them apples?? Your Own nickname, gone!!
Homo-Explosion: Fucking Really?
Two Aces: I mean, you Can make Rainbow Sparkle Explosions, are you really surprised?
Life Pan The Sea: ,,, So why would you pick him??
Two Aces: I’m just unphased at this point
Life Pan The Sea: DAMNIT!
Uwuraka: Maybe we should chill out and talk this out? Maybe there’s some other people with similar things to reveal to us! Didn’t you say Kiri had a crisis earlier, we should check in with him!
Life Pan The Sea: Oh, Ochaco perfect!
Uwuraka: Yeah?? How about it Kiri-?
Life Pan The Sea: Just the nickname I wanted to change!
Uwuraka: Wh- no!
(Life Pan The Sea changed Uwuraka’s nickname to Floating Bi)
Life Pan The Sea: There :)
Two Aces: Honestly? I’m glad you changed her, I’ve been wanting to for ages
Floating Bi: You have? :(
Two Aces: Uwuraka is mid
Floating Bi: :’(
Life Pan The Sea: Glad?? GLAD?? ACE WHY DON’T YOU HATE ME
Two Aces: I use most of my hate on Bakugo, sorry, I just don’t have enough to go around
Life Pan The Sea: Die!
Two Aces: Sorry, Tomura also says that a lot so I’ve given everyone who isn’t Bakugo a pass
Life Pan The Sea: Y’know what, maybe I’m putting in too much effort
(Life Pan The Sea changed Portable Charger’s nickname to Portable Bisexual)
Portable Bisexual: What?? Bro, giving me the lazy nickname?? I’m offended ://
Two Aces: Not bad
Life Pan The Sea: Not bad????
Froge :> : Alright, Hanta’s going crazy, anyone who wants a semi-good nickname, I suggest you change it now
(Froge :> changed their nickname to Be gay, do crime)
Be gay, do crime: We all know I’m a lesbian so I think the implications are obvious
Hello darkness my old friend: I am unsure. I do not use many labels, but I do not want a tainted nickname
Rocky Road: Just do something that encapsulates You!
Hello darkness my old friend: Hm
(Hello darkness my old friend changed their nickname to I/Me/Myself)
I/Me/Myself: How is this?
Rocky Road: Perfect bro!!
Floating Bi: Wait, Kiri! How’re you doing? Hanta said they gave you a crisis!
Rocky Road: Oh that!! Heh yeah, I’m okay, just thinking things over y’know!
The Moisture Master: I getcha
Ikea Mom: Have you managed to come to any conclusions yet Eijiro?
Rocky Road: Ah, nothin concrete just yet! But I Promise I’ll actually come out to you guys and not pretend to when I’m high!
Soundcloud Mom: God you do it one time and then you can never live it down
Life Pan The Sea: Honestly ://
Portable Bisexual: Hanta, bro, you’ve done it twice
Life Pan The Sea: Skill issue
Soundcloud Mom: Anyway, you’re slacking and I’m not settling for your ‘not trying anymore’ nicknames so
(Soundcloud Mom changed their nickname to Binary Sound)
Binary Sound: And since I love my girlfriend and want the best for her
(Binary Sound changed Ikea Mom’s nickname to Femme Fatale)
Binary Sound: <3
Life Pan The Sea: Goddamnit Kyo, I’m running out of queers I know the full identities of! No one’s actually spilling their tags!
Two Aces: Just call them labels
The Moisture Master: Honestly, I’ve been kinda distracted watching you go absolutely fucking insane over this
Life Pan The Sea: CHARLIE. I can sense it now, your nickname has so much Gay Potential, give
The Moisture Master: What do you even want from me
Life Pan The Sea: What are you!!
The Moisture Master: Your worst nightmare.
Life Pan The Sea: CHARLIE!
The Moisture Master: Alright alright, well I’m pretty sure you already know both. I’m bi
Ace In The Hole: We came out together, I remember
The Moisture Master: And I’m genderfluid
Portable Bisexual: You're HUH???
Slaylian Queen: Why is it Always the pronouns??
The Moisture Master: Did I really not tell you guys?
Portable Bisexual: No!!!
The Moisture Master: Huh, coulda sworn I did
Be gay, do crimes: Were you, perhaps, high when you thought you did kero?
The Moisture Master: Now Tsu, you know I don’t get high
Rocky Road: What about that one time with Kats?
The Moisture Master: I thought we agreed to never speak of ‘that one time with Kats’ again, Kirishima
Rocky Road: Sorry Charbro ‘:)
Floating Bi: Wait, what About that one time with Katsuki?
The Moisture Master: AnyWay, I must have dreamt it or something
The Moisture Master: Also I’m polyam, but I think that’s kinda self explanatory. That good enough Sero?
Life Pan The Sea: eheheh
The Moisture Master: Oh gods
Life Pan The Sea: Eheheheheh
Nagito Monoma: This can’t be good
Life Pan The Sea: EHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Nagito Monoma: Well Charlie, I’ll miss you
(Life Pan The Sea changed The Moisture Master’s nickname to Gender Fluids)
Two Aces: That one kinda wrote itself honestly
Life Pan The Sea: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Two Aces: Just… Be better
Life Pan The Sea: IZUKU!
Izukutie Midorable: Um!
Life Pan The Sea: DROP YOUR GAY STAR SIGN
Two Aces: You don’t even believe in astrology
Life Pan The Sea: AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Izukutie Midorable: Ok jeez! I guess I’m a Demiboy?? Gender has never felt like such a huge deal to me, but I’m more comfortable with masculine pronouns! And everyone knows I’m a Bi Disaster!
Life Pan The Sea: THE STARS ARE SHINING IZUKU
Izukutie Midorable: What does that mean??
(Life Pan The Sea changed Izukutie Midorable’s nickname to Demilicious Biutiful)
Demilicious Biutiful: …Um
Icyhot: My boyfriend. What have you done to him?
Two Aces: I like it, it’s a clear riff since it’s two compliments merged with Izu’s identity. Good job Sero!
Slaylian Queen: They are literally frothing from the mouth Ace
Portable Bisexual: Just let the torment end
Life Pan The Sea: It ends when I say it ends!!
Icyhot: Alright, slay I guess
Life Pan The Sea: SHOUTO
Icyhot: Don’t even think about it, my beloved Katsuki gave this to me
Homo-Explosion: Icyhot, you’ve changed your nickname for a holiday before y’know
Icyhot: It’s about the principle Katsuki, they need to step up their game if they want to change My name
Two Aces: Idk what you’re talking about Sho, they’ve been doing great with the names so far
Be gay, do crime: I wonder just how much torture a human person can go through before they truly crumble
Gender Fluids: Guess we’re slowly finding out
Ace In The Hole: This is torture in itself
Life Pan The Sea: Shouto Please. What are your vitals??
Two Aces: What are you even Saying anymore
Floating Bi: Feels like they’re putting more effort into the stupid ‘label’ alternatives than their nicknames
Icyhot: I’m sorry to let you down Hanta, but I haven’t decided yet. I still have plenty to discover about myself. Right now, I’m using queer as an umbrella term
Life Pan The Sea: I’LL TAKE IT
(Life Pan The Sea changed Icyhot’s nickname to Queer High School)
Queer High School: … Denki
Portable Bisexual: Charlie Slimecicle Gatcha Meme
Queer High School: I will accept it. For now
Asexual Aromantic Jim: I am so lost. Shouto, how did you understand that?
Queer High School: I am simply on another level
Two Aces: It’s my first day of gay high school, I hope they don’t realise I’m straight.
Life Pan The Sea: A c e, just have Mercy!!
Two Aces: Dunno what that is :/
Life Pan The Sea: Monei!! Your clickbait!!
Nagito Monoma: My what?
Two Aces: His what?
Life Pan The Sea: Your 1000% funnier, blink and you’ll miss it, we cured 1000 blind people, try not to laugh, watch until the end clickbait!!!
Two Aces: Jesus
Nagito Monoma: Oh, well why didn’t you just say so
Nagito Monoma: I’m not really the type to be fussed with official labels and such, all I know for sure is that I’m Not Straight
Life Pan The Sea: So Queer?
Nagito Monoma: Yes Hanta, I’m queer
Life Pan The Sea: SICK
(Life Pan The Sea changed Nagito Monoma’s nickname to Theatre Kid)
Binary Sound: There’s not even a gay pun there
Be gay, do crime: And yet it’s the gayest name here kero
Two Aces: Jiro, you owe me
Binary Sound: Goddamnit it, did you have to be So obvious Hanta??
Floating Bi: Wait, you guys are betting?? Aizawa banned that ages ago!
Two Aces: Yeah, and since then Jiro has destroyed the roof, Mina broke into Endeavours house, Bakugo burned down the dorms, Denki slayed Ryukyu, Jim broke the league of villains out of the dorms, and Momo started a hostage situation. Don’t even get me STARTED on Las Nevadas. I don’t think Aizawa cares about bets anymore
Floating Bi: … Why did I never think about that?
Life Pan The Sea: Why are you betting Against me????
Theatre Kid: Why do I only Now get my true nickname?
Portable Bisexual: All these questions (and more!) will be answered in the next episode!
Demilicious Biutiful: Denki… You do know this is real life, right?
Be gay, do crime: Sure it is kero
Demilicious Biutiful: Wait, Tsu, what does that mean??
Be gay, do crime: <3
Queer High School: Ignoring Tsu for a moment, Ace, how was it Katsuki’s fault for burning down the dorms? I am almost sure the responsibility lies on Me, Charlie, Denki, Hitoshi and Kyoka
Two Aces: Oh, easy
Queer High School: … She’s about to lawyer me, isn’t she?
Femme Fatale: It happens to the best of us
Two Aces: Denki’s already responsible for killing Ryukyu, plus, he only started a Little fire and then he backed away to let someone smarter deal with the consequences
Portable Bisexual: It’s so true I’m babey so it can’t be me
Two Aces: Jiro’s quirk makes them more sensitive to sound, and remember how in year two the alarms started going off All the time because Bakugo likes to use his quirk to show off? TheyThey probably fucked with them then and we just never realised!
Homo-Explosion: It was intimidation!
Binary Sound: That is scarily accurate though
Two Aces: Charlie was under the influence of mind control, she couldn’t have helped even if she wanted!
Gender Fluids: Yep and I absolutely fell into it and didn’t just decide to get mind controlled for the bit
Two Aces: Hitoshi was tired that night, he hadn’t slept for 3 days, his decision making wasn’t the finest. And once he realised it was a real issue he prioritised on getting himself and Charlie to safety instead of rushing in and potentially making things worse
Ace in the hole: I don’t even remember telling you about that, how did you know?
Two Aces: And Shouto, you were trying to help! You didn’t know putting water onto an oil fire would make it worse!
Queer High School: You weren’t even in the chat at that point
Two Aces: That whole situation happened because Bakugo wasn’t there to cook Proper good food, therefore, it’s his fault!
Homo-Explosion: Mothball… You like my food?
Floating Bi: That’s what you took from that?
Two Aces: ,,, did I say that? What I meant was-
Homo-Explosion: FUCK YEAH!! Burning down the dorms was the Best decision I ever made! What the fuck do I have to do to make you admit you like my fashion???
Queer High School: …It’s not the outcome I wanted, but it’s the outcome I’ll take. You’re welcome Katsuki <3
Homo-Explosion: Thanks babe, I love you <3
Queer High School: :0
Queer High School: An ‘I love you’ from Katsuki In the chat? I just keep winning fr huh
Two Aces: This was supposed to be bullying ://
Queer High School: Cry about it
Life Pan The Sea: G o d no, there’s only one nickname left that I can change, but I can’t because Eiji isn’t sure yet aHHH
Life Pan The Sea: Eiji, Please tell me you know what sleep paralysis demon you're dealing with!
Two Aces: Just. Call it a label! Jesus christ I’m gonna kill you
Two Aces: Wait.
Life Pan The Sea: :0!
Life Pan The Sea: I DID IT
Life Pan The Sea: It really is Gay Christmas!
Rocky Road: So, do you still need my labels or are you good? Because I think I’m ready…
Portable Bisexual: :0 Really!!
Femme Fatale: That was fast!
Rocky Road: Well I actually came to terms with it fairly quickly! It makes sense, because in High School I only had guy friends, and that’s when I thought I was gay! I only really started having girls for friends when I got to UA, with Mina of course being my first friend! By that point I just kinda convinced myself I was gay, so interest never cropped up!
Aromantic Asexual Jim!: We’re all proud of you Eijiro! We would love for you to share if you’re comfortable!
Rocky Road: Alright! Are you ready?
Floating Bi: Ready!
Slaylien Queen: No matter what, I’ll still love you!
Portable Bisexual: Pop off!!
Homo-Explosion: We’ve got your back
Rocky Road: Here goes nothing…
(Rocky Road changed their nickname to Pan-cakes)
Queer High School: Oh nice another desert-
Queer High School: WAIT
Queer High School: GEARS ARE TURNING
Portable Bisexual: YOOOOOO THAT’S MY BEST BRO
Life Pan The Sea: Eiji!! Same hat!
Slaylien Queen: !!!!
Homo-Explosion: Honestly, makes a lot of fuckin sense, you love Everyone. Proud of you though
Femme Fatale: Congratulations Kirishima! I’m still unsure if that’s the right response but yay!
Floating Bi: Omg, Kiri! You, Sero and Mina can be the pan trio!!
Pan-cakes: Yeah, you’re right!
Life Pan The Sea: Oh fuck yeah, another soldier for the cause!
Slaylien Queen: Y-yeah!! Absolutely slay!
Portable Bisexual: Hm
Private Messages - Denki Kaminari > Mina Ashido
Pookie Bear: Hello my favourite little slay queen girl boss girls girl girlypop pop off pussy hat
Girlypop: Oh! Hey Denki
Pookie Bear: What’s wrong queen
Girlypop: Nothing's wrong! Why would you think anything is wrong?? WHO TOLD YOU??
Pookie Bear: … Bae
Girlypop: OKAY I ADMIT IT
Pookie Bear: Admit what king, let daddy denki help you kitten <3
Girlypop: You’re so good to me :’)
Girlypop: Ok,,, here’s the thing
Girlypop: I have this super tiny, small, little, HUGE Massive Really Important secret that you can never tell ANYONE ever Especially not Tsu, Ochaco, Momo, Kyoka or Himiko!!!!
Pookie Bear: Babe, we’re pack mates, you know I’ll never spill <3
Girlypop: I’m so glad you’re my beta Denki <3
Pookie Bear: AWOOOO
Girlypop: AWOOO
Girlypop: I have a crush on Kiri
Pookie Bear: WHAT THE SIGMA?
Girlypop: I’M BEING SO FORREAL RIGHT NOW
Pookie Bear: SAY IT AIN’T SO
Girlypop: Bestie I’ve had Mega feelings for Kiri since year one!! I had a crush on him BEFORE he even came to UA
Pookie Bear: The turns have NEVER tabled so hard!
Girlypop: Yeah! And I was like Super flirty with him, but he came out to me as gay after the USJ since he thought he was gonna die and stuff!
Pookie Bear: Yeah yeah, before Tomura was based I remember!
Girlypop: And I was like SO devastated but also he’s my ride or die!!
Pookie Bear: Literally so true!!
Girlypop: So I never said anything!! And I thought that maybe if I flirted with enough hot girls my feelings would go away!
Pookie Bear: You went on your rizz arc because of Kiri????
Girlypop: I did!! And I thought it worked but THEN!!
Pookie Bear: Aintnoway
Girlypop: He came out as Pan!! And like THREE years of repressed feelings IMMEDIATELY hit me!
Pookie Bear: Girl! This is a vine boom moment for real
Girlypop: What do I do?? I don’t want the girls to find out I’m repressed! I can’t make a move on Kiri, he’s happily married!! But I fear if I say nothing I’ll go back to drawing love hearts in the corners of my books again!!!!
Pookie Bear: I don’t know man! This is Not a gigachad moment!
Girlypop: AAAAAAAAAA-
Pookie Bear: AAAAAAAAAAAA-
Girlypop: TAKE A CHILL PILL DENKS! I need you!
Pookie Bear: Okokokok, do you want me to like, sus him out for you?
Girlypop: NO! He just realised he was Pan!! Let him cook!
Pookie Bear: Alright. Here’s the plan!
Pookie Bear: We’re gonna let him cook for like, a week.
Girlypop: Uh huh, uh huh!
Pookie Bear: And then I’ll subtly sus him out for you
Girlypop: Right right
Pookie Bear: And report back
Girlypop: Sounds good!
Pookie Bear: And then you’ll join their open marriage and have 7 adorable babies
Girlypop: DENKI!
Pookie Bear: I’M SORRY!
Girlypop: O K A Y! We’re gonna go back to the chat, and we’re gonna be SO normal!!
Pookie Bear: I’m ready!!
Girlypop: LET’S GO!
Heroes In Training!
Portable Bisexual: Ok, we’re back!
Slaylien Queen: Hi!!
Pan-cakes: Oh, where did you guys go?
Portable Bisexual: WE DON'T KNOW NOBODY
Slaylien Queen: NORMAL
Pan-cakes: … Alright! :D
Gender Fluids: … Anyway
Gender Fluids: You’ve really gotta love how Hanta asked us all what labels we were rockin and like five people specified
Homo-Explosion: Well idk Tendrils, I really think Some of us are pretty obvious
Gender Fluids: You mean how you’re literally a raging homosexual?
Homo-Explosion: … Sure
Gender Fluids: I mean fair, but it’s always nice to like,, Know, y’know? Lest we accidentally have a repeat of Hanta
Gender Fluids: And Jiro
Gender Fluids: …
Gender Fluids: And me
Gender Fluids: And… well… others
Homo-Explosion: Yeah, well, JUST to be clear, I'm only attracted to guys, I tried to be attracted to girls but it didn't work
Slaylien Queen: Ok, but what about Ace? You’re like,,, so in love with her
Homo-Explosion: You guys think I’m in love with anyone I’m fucking nice to. Mothball is a girl, so I’m not attracted to her
Slaylien Queen: Ok, she’s a girl, but she's also Ace?? Surely she's like, the exception right???
Homo-Explosion: ... No.
Binary Sound: What about Charlie
Homo-Explosion: STOP TRYING TO SHIP ME WITH WOMEN
Two Aces: This is making me uncomfortable, and also, has made me realise that I have No idea where the league fall in the rainbow, so I’m gonna leave
Two Aces: Wanna join me babe?
Gender Fluids: Yes, p l e a s e
League Of Gamers
Portal Gun Kinnie: Hey guys, what are your sexualities and genders?
Need a hand?: that is a deeply personal question
Toga? I hardly know her!: Bi!! And whoever’s blood I’m drinking!! So right now, girl!
Quit Touya-ing with me: Whatever disappoints my old man the most
The whole package: Honestly I still struggle with my Regular identity on any given day so I haven’t really thought about it
The whole package: I’m Queer!!
Now you see me: Oh, I’m straight.
Need a hand?: …
Toga? I hardly know her!: …
Mist you: …
Liquid Bitch: Pftfbfbfbfb
Now you see me: COULD YOU IMAGINE??
Quit Touya-ing with me: I’d say you almost had me, but you Really didn’t
The whole package: If you’re straight then I’m sane!!
The whole package: Yeah, what he said!
Need a hand?: i cant believe you all just gave out your gaming stats like that
Portal Gun Kinnie: IT WAS YOU
Need a hand?: what the fuck are you talking about
Liquid Bitch: Tomura, you haven’t been hanging out with Hanta have you?
Need a hand?: ,,, no
Portal Gun Kinnie: ASSHOLE
Need a hand?: anyway guess
Liquid Bitch: Bro really just said ‘guess’ when asked his gay government title
Portal Gun Kinnie: Don’t you start gdi
Quit Touya-ing with me: Didn’t think you could make learning about your identity ominous, but you really pulled it off boss
Need a hand?: ill give you a hint
Need a hand?: theres no straight villain
Mist you: That is very true. Though, I was gay even while training to be a hero. But, given my relationship with Shota and Hizashi, you most likely knew.
Mist you: A newer development is my growing attachment towards it/its pronouns. It feels… freeing to be able to take something that was originally used to hurt me, and instead use it to build me up
Now you see me: Commendable!
Need a hand?: pop off i guess
Quit Touya-ing with me: Hell yeah, spite as a motivator? Didn’t realise you were using me as an inspiration
The whole package: WE LOVE YOU DAD!
Toga? I hardly know her: First of all, YAY IT DAD!! Second, Twice your echo is getting so much better!! I’m so proud! <3
Liquid Bitch: That’s so cool Kuro, you’re so awesome
Portal Gun Kinnie: That’s great, we love you and your gay husbands <3
Liquid Bitch: Do you think if we ask the teachers, they’ll share their identities?
Portal Gun Kinnie: Only one way to find out!
Flighty Bastard: I’m more than happy to share
Flighty Bastard: …
Quit Touya-ing with me: They’re gone birdie.
Flighty Bastard: They’ll never see how hard I try :(
Heroes In Training!
Gender Fluids: Papa!
Portable Bisexual: You’re back!
Two Aces: Hey Aizawa
Dadzawa: What do you problems want now?
Two Aces: Mean ://
Gender Fluids: We were wondering if you and the other teachers would like to share your identities too! Y’know, get into the spirit of pride and all
Two Aces: Plus, we’ve already heard your husband’s so please?
Dadzawa: Well, considering how I’m happily married to my husband and I have never once looked at a woman, I’m sure you can put together the rest.
Slaylien Queen: I’m sure it’s just a phase <3
Dadzawa: Detention.
Slaylien Queen: </3
Dadmight: I AM HERE!
Demilicious Biutuful: All Might!!
Dadmight: I heard we were discussing pride!
Slaylien Queen: Yep, and ally pride deffo counts all might!
Demilicious Biutiful: ,,,,
Homo-Explosion: ALLY?? Like, STRAIGHT???
Slaylien Queen: Yes?
Homo-Explosion: FOR REAL??
Portable Bisexual: :’0 my slang!
Homo-Explosion:: YOUR GAYDAR IS SERIOUSLY BROKEN COTTON CANDY
Slaylien Queen: Wait WHAT???
Dadmight: Indeed! The public is known to theorise about me, of course, but it is somewhat of an open secret that I am… How would you describe it?
Dadmight: A flaming homosexual!
Gender Fluids: Get it king
Demilicious Biutiful: Yeah, you should have heard him talk about his ‘old friend’ Dave
Dadmight: Ahh, Dave…
Demilicious Biutiful: You see?
Slaylien Queen: I am SO sorry All Might, You were slaying this whole time and I had No idea!
Portable Bisexual: It’s okay Mina, you’ve been going through it today, your broken gaydar is totally valid after everything
Slaylien Queen: Thank you so much bestie
Binary Sound: What exactly has she been ‘going through’?
Pan-cakes: Yeah, are you okay Mina? I’m here if you need to talk about anything :D
Slaylien Queen: NO NOTHING
Slaylien Queen: Sorry ahah, no, nothing’s wrong, I’m totally okay <3
KFC: Hey! I’m here! I heard we were talking about identities?
Two Aces: Hawks? You’re never in the chat
Gender Fluids: Or paying attention
KFC: Aha, yeah well, I got lucky!
Dadzawa: Aren’t you teaching right now?
KFC: Buuuut not for long, so I’ll just say my piece and leave!
KFC: Let’s see, I’m definitely Bi, and I’m Asexual too! Sorry I’m not purple :/ Gender? I don’t really know, the HPSC doesn’t really let me experiment so I guess I’m a guy.
KFC: Alright, Hiryu just politely cleared his throat so I’ve gotta go, see you kids later and happy pride!
Portable Bisexual: Another Bi for the group <3
Two Aces: Wait Hawks is Asexual?? How did I not know that??
Queer High School: He’s a huge flirt
Two Aces: Oh yeah
Gender Fluids: Cannot believe Hawks is assigned male by the HPSC
Binary Sound: So sad
Life Pan The Sea: He could slay so hard
Theatre Kid: WAIT A MOMENT!
Slaylien Queen: Owo?
Theatre Kid: Ace!
Two Aces: What’s up Monei
Theatre Kid: I believe you’re the Only one of us who hasn’t said their full identity! I mean, of course we know you’re asexual, you’re purple, but we don’t know anything else for sure
Two Aces: Oh yeah, totally forgot I also had to answer that
Two Aces: Well, as you said, I’m ace, both in name and sexuality, I’m also biromantic, shout out to my beautiful boyfriends and girlfriend <3
Ace In The Hole: Love you <3
Gender Fluids: Omg, me mention <3
Two Aces: As for gender…
Two Aces: I guess I'm genderqueer? I'm not too attached to gender but some days I feel fem, sometimes masc
Portable Bisexual: That’s sick! What are you feelin today?
Two Aces: Hmm I guess masc
Portable Bisexual: So He/Him? You're a boy today?
Two Aces: Yeah, why not?
Portable Bisexual: KACCHAN ACE IS A GUY NOW ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HIM YET???
Homo-Explosion: There is no way I can say anything about this without coming across as problematic so I'm moving on
Life Pan The Sea: Wow coward
Homo-Explosion: I'm attracted to dick ok??
Two Aces: Don't worry Bakugo I'll put on a strap on just for you
Homo-Explosion: WHAT THE FUCK
Slaylien Queen: WHAT WAS THAT??
Portable Bisexual: WAIT WHAT
Life Pan The Sea: ACE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
Two Aces: … I Really need to stop hanging out with Shouto
Queer High School: Wait, Ace come back, I’m not done indoctrinating you ://
Homo-Explosion: OKAY, before this can get Any weirder
Homo-Explosion: Actually now, I’m afraid to ask if this it the mood you’re in
Portable Bisexual: Omg, Kacchan was Actually gonna ask Ace out???
Binary Sound: Love wins <3
Life Pan The Sea: Let’s go, who had Aceugo canon on their pride bingo sheet?
Homo-Explosion: NO OH MY GOD
Homo-Explosion: Fuck it, it can’t get worse than this
Homo-Explosion: Mothball, did you say boyfriendS before? As in Plural?
Slaylien Queen: What??
Be gay, do crime: Wow Katsuki, good catch, I thought I was the only one to notice
Portable Bisexual: Omg he did?????
Floating Bi: Explain yourself Right Now young man!
Two Aces: Ah shit
Two Aces: You guys are really gonna have a field day with this new lore aren’t you?
Floating Bi: Absolutely!
Femme Fatale: Be careful Ochaco! He’s trying to distract you!
Two Aces: Me? Never!
Floating Bi: Fess up Ace!!
Two Aces: I’m not sure if I even Can
Gender Fluids: Well, I’m ok with it, Toshi?
Ace In The Hole: Yeah, I’m fine with it. Monei?
Theatre Kid: I suppose I can deal with the dramatic reveal happening now!
Portable Bisexual: HANG ON
Demilicious Biutiful: Monei???
Femme Fatale: Oh my gosh!!
Two Aces: Yep, Monei is officially a part of the polycule
Slaylien Queen: !! Congratulations !!
I/Me/Myself: Another light to balance out the darkness.
I/Me/Myself: ANSJJFOJAPDKANFKLNALPF - xoxo Dark Shadow
Portable Bisexual: Wow,! You guys! This is,, So Awesome!!
Binary Sound: Can’t believe the groupie joined the polycule before the last member of your band did
Binary Sound: But really guys, congrats <3
Private Messages - Denki Kaminari > Mina Ashido
Pookie Bear: Kitten! Papa bear needs your help!
Girlypop: Omg Pookie, what’s wrong??
Pookie Bear: This is both the best and worst news I’ve ever heard
Girlypop: Omg girly, is this about the addition to the polycule? Come talk to mama Mina, you need to go on your venting arc stat
Pookie Bear: I thought they were bae…. But it turns out… they were just fam
Girlypop: That’s cap and you know it!
Girlypop: You’re so babygirl
Pookie Bear: Thanks queen, but I’m just not slaying. My pussy aint poppin
Girlypop: Your shits not bussin?
Pookie Bear: No! I drop hints like cray, and yet :/
Girlypop: Aintnoway it’s you king
Pookie Bear: I’m not too r/niceguy?
Girlypop: No! You’re so twink!!
Pookie Bear: How do I get my bandmates to realise I’m a huge simp for them??
Girlypop: They’ll see you one day, it’ll be gucci
Pookie Bear: Slay :(
Girlypop: Slay :(
Heroes In Training!
Portable Bisexual: Back!
Two Aces: You left?
Portable Bisexual: Aha no??? I was just saying that,,, I have, a, back?
Two Aces: …….. Alright?
Queer High School: Baby’s got back.
Ace In The Hole: Alright, that’s about as much as I can take. See you guys tomorrow
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Heroes In Training!
Aromantic Asexual Jim: Alright everyone, it is midnight, which means, nicknames will now be changed!
Ace In The Hole: Careful Jim, you might start a feral night at this hour
Aromantic Asexual Jim: I am only here to change names and then head to bed, it has been a struggle for me to remember whose names are changed to what all day.
Gender Fluids: But Jim, we do that every Christmas And Halloween, why did this one confuse you?
Aromantic Asexual Jim: On those holidays there is much more discussion and lingering on the nicknames as they are changed. Today it was very rapid fire
Aromantic Asexual Jim: And usually I get more time to prepare for the change
Two Aces: So valid <3
Two Aces: So I was thinking about fully changing my nickname to something else. Forever
Aromantic Asexual Jim: W h a t
Two Aces: Yeah, look, it’s been like a Year, and All of the Villains I Simpathise for live at the UA dorms now and are no longer considered villains
Aromantic Asexual Jim: I-
Life Pan The Sea: Yeah that’s so fair
Two Aces: SO I thought of a new one based on the lore drop. Hope you guys like!
(Two Aces changed their nickname to Wither King)
Wither King: Is me
Gender Fluids: Oooh, I like it!
Slaylien Queen: Wither King?? That’s literally so cool
Floating Bi: I love it!!
Aromantic Asexual Jim: It’s… not terrible I suppose. But I still think that-
Gender Fluids: You think I should change mine too?
Aromantic Asexual Jim: But!
Wither King: Yo worm?
Gender Fluids: Yeah I mean, Everyone knows I control liquids, I’m tryna get more comfy with All of me so
Portable Bisexual: Yeah, go ahead!!
(Gender Fluids changed their nickname to Void Tendrils)
Void Tendrils: Alright, here’s one that I’ve had rattling around in my head for a bit, based on a game I’m legally not allowed to say the name of (Ace will sue me for all I’m worth)
Void Tendrils: Thoughts?
Slaylien Queen: Void TENDRILS??
Void Tendrils: … I didn’t think this through
Homo-Explosion: LETS FUCKING GO!!
Icyhot: Good job joining me in the Best Nicknames Club
Aromantic Asexual Jim: Shouto? When did you change your nickname?
Icyhot: I’m unknowable
Void Tendrils: Actually, gonna change it back to The Moisture Master rq, nevermind, fuck character growth and being more comfortable with my quirk
Binary Sound: Oh no, what a shame I already disabled nickname changing for you specifically, oh noooo
Void Tendrils: ASSHOLE
Binary Sound: Anyway <3
(Binary Sound changed their nickname to Vaporwave)
Vaporwave: What do we think? Thought I should change it considering I think you guys would have a fit if I changed it back to something that was misgendering me, Especially after today
Femme Fatale: It’s wonderful darling, it fits you perfectly
Vaporwave: Thanks <3
Floating Bi: Wait, but now you guys won’t match! We can’t make Momo a single mother of 19!!
Femme Fatale: Hmmm… Well, how about this?
(Femme Fatale changed their nickname to Book Smart)
Book Smart: And now we are truly a lawless land!
Aromantic Asexual Jim: Feral night changed you.
Book Smart: Stain.
Aromantic Asexual Jim: Carry on!
(Theatre Kid changed their nickname to Calling Card)
Calling Card: I’M FREE!
Vaporwave: Fuck, I KNEW I was forgetting something!
Calling Card: My nickname has been Locked since I first entered this cursed chat, thank you SO much for taking the curse Charlie! I can finally be better!!
Void Tendrils: … You’re Welcome
Aromantic Asexual Jim: I was not talking to you actually
I/Me/Myself: Are we changing nicknames?
Aromantic Asexual Jim: …
Aromantic Asexual Jim: Apparently.
I/Me/Myself: Great, because I was tiring of the same song.
Slaylien Queen: Ooh, another song? You got any ideas?
I/Me/Myself: Hmmm
I/Me/Myself: I have it
(I/Me/Myself changed their nickname to Fallen Kingdom)
Void Tendrils: From The Captain????
Fallen Kingdom: Of course. Who else?
Portable Bisexual: Bro just thinks we’re gonna let him using a minecraft parody name slide
Fallen Kingdom: I cannot think of a sadder song from our generation
Void Tendrils: At least something good came out of tonight <3
Floating Bi: Hi! I’ve actually been considering changing my name All Day because Ace said he always wanted to change it, so!!! I think I have something that’ll make everyone happy!
(Floating Bi changed their nickname to Gravity Falls)
Wither Kings: Finally
Be gay, do crime: Oh god
Wither King: After all these years
Wither King: You have a good nickname
Gravity Falls: I knew you’d like it!!
Be gay, do crime: I’m also gonna change my name, the smile was making me seem too friendly and forgiving
Void Tendrils: It was??
(Be gay, do crime changed their nickname to Hypnofrog)
Portable Bisexual: Bro, from Futurama????? Tsu, you’re goated!
Hypnofrog: No I’m a frog you fucking idiot can you not read
Portable Bisexual: No <3
Pan-cakes: Hey! I thought, since I’ve already had a big change today, why not change my nickname too?
Portable Bisexual: Oh of course bro!! Go ahead, be your true self!!
Pan-cakes: Alright! Here I bro!!
Ace in the hole: Did you really just say Bro instead of Go?
(Pan-cakes changed their nickname to Shark Protect)
Shark Protect: I really love sharks! :D
Slaylien Queen: He protect, He attack! I love it!!!
Portable Bisexual: Yes bro Slay!
Void Tendrils: S h a r k!!
Vaporwave: Fits you perfectly Eiji
Aromantic Asexual Jim: Alright
(Aromantic Asexual Jim changed their nickname to Jim!)
Jim!: Are we done with new nicknames? Are the rest of us returning to Normal?
Portable Bisexual: Yup!
Jim!: Excellent!
Portable Bisexual: We’ll let you cook on that, the rest of us will quiet down
Jim!: But- I…
Jim!: …
Jim!: Gay ptide.
